What are some funny things your coach has said or done?

one that i remember that was awhile ago when i first started skating was when my coach peeled off my fleece extra jacket and said "you're in training!" like don't wear this extra jacket because i'm "in training" i thought that was pretty melodramatic and funny. i mean i wasn't even a high level then so i was thinking...."training for what?!" lol just wondering if your coaches have said something melodramatic like that and when?