I am having trouble being hypnotized...?

I know you've probably heard it before, and are thinking in a sarcastic voice either, "You can't focus enough" or "some people just "can't be hypnotized". I have more capability of accepting the first suggestion than the second because I have been told by many professional hypnotists that essentially anybody can be hypnotized, but we are all receptive to different things. The scary truth is that I believe it, and I have this wonderfully prying feeling that if I particularly could gain access to my specific subconscious, I could achieve some incredible things, not only in my life, but in the lives of others. However, I have put myself through the ringer countless times and have tried all methods, and still find myself provably unable to put myself into a deep trance. I do not doubt that hypnosis on a smaller scale is possible, but that is not what I'm doing here, and is completely moot to accessing what you hypnotists out there know exactly that I'm trying to access in my own powerful human brain, perfect infallible willpower(or as some call it "perception bending") to change my own freaking UNIVERSE, to get what I want when I want it. I know its possible because I have seen it, I have read "the secret", but for some reason my mind as found a way to keep me from unlocking its full potential no matter how fearless or focussed I become. I need somebody out there to help me figure out how someone like me can surp the bull crap and really put myself in a trance. Its strange to me because I know how reactive I am to the senses, I can focus my attention onto a movie or video game or food or, or art, or a conversation or anything without disruption why can't I access or anyone else access the deeper part of my mind? And even if I'm too retarded or whatever is umed to be immediately hypnotized, what is the secret way to make the impossible happen and allow myself to reach a full state of effective hypnotic trance? Give me an answer I can walk away with happy, or don't answer at all, because I'm fed up with the useless diversions of my competitive and suicidally primitive species. I will resolve this in due time when I have the power to I promise it.